By The Skipper   (** - Names have been changed to protect the innocent)   With all eyes and ears turned towards various conference calls that only hold the start of another MLS season in the balance, it’s easy to forget that the players are out there training. As with every year in camps, there are surprises with new players forcing their way into starting......

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  By Dr. Soccer   In an attempt to get more scoop on Jimmy Conrad, I phoned a variety of confidantes in his life to find out what troubles this talented young man.  I suppose I could’ve asked him myself but I’m not that kind of doctor.  Plus, I think it’s wholly more enjoyable to talk to his friends and family.  They are a pleasant bunch. ......

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    (Editor’s Note:  We know this is two weeks late.  Thanks for your concern, William “Bill” Ford)     Just like in elementary school, we, being the staff of JimmyConrad.com, were encouraged to give our fellow employees a Valentine’s Day card as a way of showing each other that somebody out there cares (if they’re forced to). Now,......

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I stole this footage from MLS Insider, who stole it from the Kansas City Wizards, and it deserves to make the annals of this esteemed and storied blog so worship it if you......

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Let me start by saying that Jimmy Conrad is fine.  There has been wide and dramatic speculation about the health of our nation's greatest product and gift (Jimmy Conrad).  Let me assure you again that Jimmy Conrad is fine and looking better than ever. Yesterday, an enthusiastic intern, Todd Stevens, published an unauthorized post discussing sensitive matters related to Jimmy Conrad and......

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