In A 105 Words Or Less - Netherlands v. Denmark

The Netherlands face a rather anonymous Denmark at Soccer City in Johannesburg at 07:00 EST on Monday morning. Winger Arjen Robben will not be playing due to a hamstring strain and a Danish player who I don’t know is also missing the game for some reason or another. The Dutch, who underachieve as much as England, do it with a panache and style unreachable to the Brits. Since we have done no research on Denmark, JC.Com is forced to predict a victory by the Dutch 3-1.

Fun Fact: Nicholas Bendtner plays for Denmark

Fun Fact: Jimmy Conrad is proud of his Danish blood