It's me, Jimmy Conrad (please picture me with my hair slicked back and in a cheesy suit trying to sell you something), and I want to offer all of my friends and family and 22 fans the opportunity to beat me at the game of my choice -- and that game is none other than the NCAA March Madness Bracket Challenge. Just so you're aware, I fancy myself as "Jimmy The Greek" for the new millenium so consider yourself warned.

Now, if by some miracle you beat me and everyone else, then I will succumb to your genius and allow you to select two out of the three items below:

1. An autographed Kansas City Wizards #12 jersey from the old #12, Digital Takawira. I kid, I kid. It'll be one of mine.

2. An autographed Jimmy Conrad bobblehead that promises to have perfect hair.

3. Two tickets to a Wizards game whether we play at home at Community America Ballpark in Kansas City, KS or on the road at a stadium near you, whichever you prefer.

Here is the website to sign up:

http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/en/group?groupID=41692&entryID=677723

Here is my email address if you win, which I doubt, to send me the necessary info:

jimmy@jimmyconrad.com

And finally, I hope you lose because shipping you a jersey and a bobblehead is going to cost me at least 6 dollars.

COMMENTS: 3

on 03.18.10 at 11:59 pm maxfischer5 wrote:

In my mind I read this with your voice in autotune and saw you with frosted bangs and an apron, like vince from SlapChop trying to sell me on some march madness gimmick. last year was the bobblehead, this year is the year of jimmy conrad and the auto tune.

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on 03.16.10 at 4:05 am fanista wrote:

It may not be Digi's jersey but if I win, I will be crawling like a mutha in it!

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on 03.16.10 at 1:11 am jrock wrote:

Second Prize (select any 2): JROCK autograph, spend a day with JROCK as he runs errands for his wife, or 2 JROCK autographs.

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