I stole this footage from MLS Insider, who stole it from the Kansas City Wizards, and it deserves to make the annals of this esteemed and storied blog so worship it if you must.
Why you taking a shot at the sunshine state? Brandenton isn't indictative of the rest of that fine fine state. By the way don't be afraid to hold the mic with one hand.
Mr. Jones, I'll take your suggestion under consideration but I didn't want to put off the fans of what we do here at JC.Com to take exception with the extravagance of our water slide during the current economic crisis.
Have some ******* respect for yourself and the staff, Conrad, by doing your interviews in front of the water slide we built for you with our bare ******* hands.